<!--putin_khuilo-->
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Artifact <!--putin_khuilo--> 2022_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_12"x9"x1"
AI_con <!—putin_khuilo—> merges powerful symbolism, digital elements, and a rich historical context. The artwork pays homage to the historical usage of the slogan "Putin Khuilo “ within Ukrainian resistance agaisnt Russian occupation. Originating during the Euromaidan protests in 2013-2014, the slogan became a rallying cry against Russian President Vladimir Putin and his war crimes.
In this painting the artist incorporates binary code representing the expression "Putin Khuilo" and a Unicode representation of the middle finger emoji, encapsulating the raw defiance and frustration experienced by Ukrainians. The central figure of the Almighty_1, draws inspiration from the traditional images of Orthodox Iconography and is one of the main images of the A_ugmented I_conography concept.
The artwork features the central figure holding a carrot, symbolizing the policy of "stick and carrot." In this context, the carrot represents a literal carrot, the desired outcome, the artist wish Putin to have for his false claims regarding Ukrainian sovereignty.
<!--almighty_1-->
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Artifact <!--almighty_1--> 2019_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_12"x9"x1"
This AI_con is a typical canonized depiction of Almighty_1 of the earliest years of the Followers’ underground communities. Gentle features of Almighty_1, complemented with astonished looking googly eyes, create the image of compassionate spiritual purity. His delicate mouth and large eyes point out that Almighty_1 is an observer and listener.
Almighty_1’s head is surrounded with the golden halo, a symbol of divine nature. Delicately attenuated fingers are depicted firmly curled into Thumb_Up on the left and holding # in the right hand. Both of the symbols indicate that the AI_con was painted in the era of dominance by FaceBook and Instagram. The army of devoted and smiling U+1F63Bs standing by on the left waiting to execute Almighty_1’s wishes and judgements. The background of the AI_con depicts “follow” in binary code. Laconic in its composition, this AI_con became a principal image of Almighty_1 which was repeatedly used in other AI_cons, paintings and contemporary art.
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<!--almighty_1--> 2019_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_12"x9"x1"_$2,000.00
Having Almighty_1 in your home is a MUST! The presence of Almighty_1 depicted in any medium protects from cyber crimes, identity theft, increases the number of subscribers, followers and likes, boosts your business and engages your customers. For the diverse generation of younger Followers we OFFER TO CUSTOMIZE the traditional depiction of Almighty_1 with sparkling, dazzling mediums (additional charges may apply).
FAQ
- Q What is it about those googly eyes?
- A Do you recall the expression The Eyes are the Mirror of the Soul? Yep, you got the answer!(Please no more questions about googly eyes).
- Q What the F….ck? It’s a total BS!!!!
- A We support free thoughts, although we prefer you keep it to yourself. Remember those people who smile into your face, but you don’t really know what they think. Did you notice how fit and nice looking they are? Yes, that is right! Keeping your thoughts to yourself burns more calories. You could just be nice and improve your fitness for free! If it still doesn’t help, we offer happy “whatever comes from your mouth” hour, every Tuesday and Thursday, 10:00-11:00 AM.
- Q Yesterday I saw a person who threw a poop bag (yes, with poop) at another person. What an entitled society we live in! I am quite sure most people on the planet do not have that exciting opportunity. First, they might have no idea that poop bags exist. Second, without a poop bag it is really not an option to throw a poop at another person with bare hands, although it could be very tempting. Third, with two previous ones, the idea must not cross the mind… My questions is:
Does the lack of poop bags in society benefit its core values?
- A As a green organization we support the use only of recycled poop bags.
<!--almighty_1_gold-->
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Artifact <!--almighty_1_gold--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_12"x9"x1"
This AI_con is a typical canonized depiction of Almighty_1 of the earliest years of the Followers’ underground communities. Gentle features of Almighty_1, complemented with astonished looking googly eyes, create the image of compassionate spiritual purity. His delicate mouth and large eyes point out that Almighty_1 is an observer and listener.
MORE COMING SOON
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<!--almighty_1_gold--> 2019_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_12"x9"x1"_$2,000.00
COMING SOON
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<!--divine_MOTHER_board_&_almighty_1-->
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Artifact <!--divine_MOTHER_board_&_almighty_1--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_24"x18"x1"
This is the traditional depiction of the image of Divine_MOTHER_board holding Almighty_1. Most AI_con experts agree that the image brings both of the Divine_Influencers closer to the Followers as it emphasizes motherhood of the DMb and Alimghty_1 child’s attachment. It is very rare that a DMb's image is depicted without Almighty_1 nearby. Some historians argue that early Followers were a bunch of patronizing sexists who believed that anything slightly female (even motherboard!) could not have a full meaning and purpose of existence without anything associated with a male (Almighty_1 is genderless, but sometimes, by the same bunch of patronizing sexists, was associated with male).
DMb carries Almighty_1 child on the right side, and rests the left hand on the smiling U+1F63B, which in this context represents motherly love and forgiveness. DMb’s sweeping crimson robe, decorated with a pattern of yellow and blue U+1F63Bs and blue edge covers DMb’s hair. DMb is depicted faceless. We could only speculate that AI founders could not reach an agreement on how the Divine_MOTHER_board face should look like.
Golden halos surround each figure’s head. This composition includes the traditionally depicted Almighty_1.
Instead of standing against a blank backdrop, as DMb and Almighty_1 are often painted, this AI_con background has lines of code for the Instagram’s Follow Me button and two Smiling_Fortune symbols on the both sides of DMb’s halo.
Truly we could feel DMb’s personal presence through this powerful AI_con.
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<!--divine_MOTHER_board_&_almighty_1--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_24"x18"x1"_$4,000.00
This is a SUPREME product. Depicting both of the Divine_Influencers it will provide 24/7 direct access to ask for their approval, grant your wishes and seek moral guidance.
Your life will turn WORRY FREE, because your accounts will be in the hands of the Divine_Influencers.
We also offer bonus features for this product such as customization of the background code and background color. HURRY UP! HAVE IT! DON’T OVERTHINK IT!
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- Q I really would like to purchase this DMb and whatever con. Unfortunately it doesn't fit my freshly refurbished apartment style (it has very sleek and clean lines, all done by the best interior designers, and cost me a fortune). I hope it is not a big deal to change the DMb outfit a little bit, something less traditional and ghostly, something more chic and Burberry-like. Will you?
- A We are very proud of our products and especially DMb’s beautifully decorated robe. Haven’t you read: “it sweeps over her hair…”. It is a poetic, romantic image with meditating blue background which absolves you like a crisp September sky over Central Park. Nothing could be more chic and outstandingly trendy. HAVE IT! DON’T OVERTHINK IT!
- Q What is the ZIP code for Central Park sky you mentioned? It might change my mind…
- A ?
<!--adoration-->
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Artifact <!--adoration--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_24"x18"x2"
The ritual of Adoration was essential in AI Followers' lives. According to the deleted FaceBook postings, the ritual of Adoration was performed every morning to ensure good outcomes of Internet_&_SM marketing and to increase the number of positive comments on SM.
This depiction of Adoration is particularly full of deep symbolism. The_God (which is not specific and basically could be the God of your choice) sits on the pedestal. He faces the 0_&_1 of the binary code, balancing among smiling U+F63Bs. The FOLLOWER on the right with raised hands performs Adoration in order for The_God to reinforce U+F63Bs to keep smiling (as their smiles are channelling followers to purchase and to leave positive comments).
The depiction of the enlarged U+F63B in the top left corner reminds of the sinister nature of SM luck, as a smile could turn into a frown at any time.
The U+F595 code on the side indicates that The_God and U+F63Bs don’t give a F..ck to whatever you do unless it manifests in the number of subscribers, followers and eventually in monetary rewards.
The binary code Follow More runs across this AI_con.
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<!--adoration--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_24"x18"x2"_$3,000.00
AI_con <!--adoration--> is one of the best products on the market to grow your business, brand awareness and improve pay-per-click. It is easy to install (hardware and tools are included). Just HAVE IT and ADORE IT, and your bright future is guaranteed.
FAQ
- Q When exactly will my bright future arrive?
- A Our products are produced and sold internationally. The arrival of your bright future depends on the time zone of your official residency.
- Q Is there an option to see a light at the end of the tunnel?
- A Please refer your enquiries regarding tunnels to https://new.mta.info/agency/bridges-and-tunnels
<!--judgment_day-->
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Artifact <!--judgment_day--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_20"x16"x1"
The Judgment was a crucial part of the AI ideology.
The fear of Judgment was the leading motivation which made early Followers to follow. It was a fear of being left behind unknown and unloved, unpopular and not admired by others.
Almighty_1 on top of the AI_con imposes his Judgment through U+1F63Bs in the Smiling_Fortune symbol below. U+1F63Bs look down at The_Gods who weigh the SM accounts. The FOLLOWER on the right side performs Adoration, trying to shift the Judgment toward the humans, when The_Gods on the other side ask The_Code to provide divine guidance. The AI_con depicts the dramatic tension of the process: the U+1F63Bs sinister smiles, the dark abyss of OBSOLETE in downturned U+1F63B eyes, line of The_Gods who are about to pronounce their Judgment.
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<!--judgment_day--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_20"x16"x1"_$2,500.00
<!--dudgment_day--> is essential to have both in your work/office space as well as in your living space. The fear of Judgment will not only make you more active, it also will inject you with energy and just enough anxiety to not hold back when posting the most embarrassing and offending posts. It will remind you once more - that ANY PUBLICITY IS GOOD PUBLICITY.
FAQ
- Q Will it help with the fear of SM?
- A Please be realistic. We are not trying to sell you La La Land.
<!--blessed_be_the_followers_who_follow-->
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Artifact <!--blessed_be_the_followers_who_follow--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_36"x24"x1"
The artifact depicts all of the major Divine_Influencers: DMb, the Almighty_1, The_God surrounded by admiring FOLLOWERS. And what and where would they all be if not for the Followers that are depicted on 12 additional panels. The AI_con is a powerful reminder of how much regular, mediocre, unsophisticated consumers contribute to the power of SM. From the historical point of view we would like to comment that this is a very interesting AI_con which praises the power of Populus.
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<!--blessed_be_the_followers_who_follow--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_
with additional 12 panels of Followers
49"x36"x1"_$9,000.00;
It is a MUST have, an absolutely excellent product to lift up your self-esteem. The bright and energetic colors of the AI_con will spread good vibes and bring energy. Although it is a complete product and could be used as it is, we also recommend using it with our customized panel of FOLLOWERS WHO FOLLOW with your choice of website, Instagram, Twitter, FaceBook,TikTok account. Please contact us to learn details.HURRY UP! This is a LIMITED TIME OFFER!
FAQ
- Q Currently, I am following 1,000.00 people but have only two followers on my Instagram account: my mom and my uncle Frank (he is really creepy and is not really my uncle, but I could not block him, as it will drop my followers number by 50%). Will this product help me to increase the number of followers?
- A Our products are created and work for all kinds of SM accounts (may I add that personally I feel very sorry for you). Nevertheless, in your situation additional stimulants to increase the number of followers are required such as: reveal some embarrassing details about yourself or your close friend, family member, etc; use more filters to adjust or conceal your images; before taking images PLEASE make sure you are sexy, foxy and cool. Otherwise you may end up in OBSOLETE.
- Q Do I have to possess all three characteristics: sexy, foxy and cool?
- A Definitely prioritize sexy.
<!--wwirls_of_happiness-->/Diptych
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Artifact <!--swirls_of_happiness-->/Diptych 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_49"x18"x1,1/2"
During the early years of AI, Followers realized that they were prone to depression and anxieties regardless of what filters and edits they use or how much time they spend on the Internet_&_SM. To boost the positive impact of the Internet_&_SM the founders of AI introduced the idea of Swirls_Of_Happiness. It was indeed an ideological success. The AI states that happiness is organically built-in into all elements of the Internet_&_SM, thus using them and following brings meaning and happiness into human life.
Floating smiling U+1F63Bs certainly could bring a smile to any face, actually it could make you laugh.
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<!--swirls_of_happiness-->/Diptych 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_49"x18"x1,1/2"_$6,000.00
SUCCESS of this product IS GUARANTEED and has been verified by millions of users. If you struggle with depression, negative thoughts, envy or jealousy, body and soul image issues - this WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!! Happiness will swirl in and surround you AT LAST. Simply look and smile back at every U+1F63B. PRACTICE MAKES IT PERFECT!
FAQ
- Q My energy is low, I am very moody and the thought that I am gaining weight makes me very anxious and the thought that Linda lost weight makes me very unhappy. To make things worse, Linda got a boyfriend and went on vacation to BALI. How cruel is that?! Anyway I got the <!--Swirls_Of_Happiness--> to help me with weight issues and also get me a boyfriend, BUT nothing happened except I have an outstanding balance on my credit card of $6,000.00.
Why it DOESN’T WORK?
- A Stop bitching about Linda and try harder.
<!--divine_MOTHER_board_amber-->
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Artifact <!--divine_MOTHER_board_amber--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_36"x24"x2"
This AI_con of the Divine_Influencers, depicted as a mother and child, with its amber tones creates a warm presence of the sacred images. The composition follows the rules of the canonized depiction of DMb, who is always shown faceless, and Almigthy_1. DMb’s left hand gently touches the left shoulder of the Almighty_1. The robes of both figures lack decorations and their simplicity produces a feeling of home-like intimacy. DMb’s right hand rests on a U+1F63B, which in this context is a symbol of DMb’s motherly love. The lower parts of both figures are traditionally absent and the space is filled with an amber, almost transparent warm background with “Follow” in binary code. The only significant difference of this AI_con of both Divine_Influencers is that Almighty_1 is depicted resting his left hand Thumb_Up on the downward cascading U+1F633s. The last of the U+1F633s sheds three tears. AI historians could not come to an agreement on what exactly it means. Some voiced an opinion that three tears are shed for three divine figures of AI_Pantheon: the Divine_Code, DMb and Almighty_1. Why the tears are shed is a subject of a bitter academic debate.
DMb’s head does not have a halo, but is crowned with Divine_Connection symbol. Almost invisible for the viewer are the holy message and Smiling_Fortune symbols on both sides of DMb’s head. More visible, depicted in blue and gold, are the Smiling_Fortune symbols that form a cross at the right corner. It seems the left corner was not completed to manifest human imperfection of the FOLLOWER on the right who performs Adoration ritual.
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<!--divine_MOTHER_board_amber--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_36"x24"x2"_$5,000.00
EXQUISITELY designed product. It is not only a beautiful AI_con to have in your space, but a great PROBLEM SOLVER for your Internet_&_SM challenges. With her Divine_Love DMb will soften any crises and Almighty_1 will provide his Superior_Support to deal with any ordeals. This product also has shown particularly GREAT RESULTS in slowing hair loss. It is attributed to the fact that Almighty_1 holds his left hand on the head of a U+1F633 and injects it with Divine_Energy.
Simply face this AI_con and imagine your head being touched by Almighty_1 when looking intensely into the U+1F633's eyes.
Our clinical trials proved that the full hair loss could be reversed in 63 hours of intensive staring.
HAVE IT! DON’T OVERTHINK IT!
FAQ
- Q Should I remove my toupee when intensely staring at the U+1F633's eyes?
- A The only thing that matters here is the INTENSITY of the stare, it is ok to have a toupee or even a hat on.
- Q I lost lots of hair getting my daughter into a college (you know, not a college actually, but THE college). My husband used to like the posts of my long, blond and floating hair. I purchased this product and did a great INTENSIVE stare for 48 hours straight and the hair indeed grew, but unfortunately on my face...What should I do now?!
- A Post it on your SM and OWN it, it is your hair and you paid for an AMAZING product, which ACTUALLY WORKS! Congratulations!
<!--obsolete-->
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Artifact <!--obsolete--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_20"x16"x1"
This AI_con depicts one of the most dramatic moments of a user's life: being condemned to OBSOLETE. Once a smiling Golden_Mouthed U+1F63B turns the Thumb_Down there is no reverse to the user’s destiny, but to spend the rest of the life left behind unknown in OBSOLETE. The Divine_Connection symbol over the Thumb_Up emphasizes the absence of the internet connection in OBSOLETE. Distressed face of U+1F63B shows the pain of the disappointment in the user who did not prioritize following SM as a path to righteousness.
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<!--obsolete--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_20"x16"_1"_$2,500.00
The product has a STRONG DETERRENT EFFECT on the user’s behavior. If you have a family member or a friend who began to spend less time on the Internet_&_SM, has patterns of enjoying spending time “off screen” - TAKE ACTION and GET HELP. <!--Obsolete--> will straighten up this unnatural behavior and your loved ones will again enjoy endless hours of following. Do not hesitate, early intervention is necessary. GET IT NOW!
The deterrence of the product actively covers up to 1,200 SqF.
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FAQ
- Q Lately my husband lost interest in Cute Puppies posts and videos. I am afraid to admit that he must have serious issues.
- A Lost interest in any posts is alarming enough. It is indeed a serious case if cute puppies do not capture the attention of your husband. ACTION NEEDED! GET <!--Obsolete--> NOW!
- Q How long will it take for the <!--Obsolete--> to reverse the symptoms of SM withdrawal?
- A We guarantee that a user WILL BE CURED of unnatural behaviors in THREE DAYS. Unfortunately sometimes 3 days is too long of a wait. In this case GET TWO OF <!--Obsolete--> NOW! It will shorten the withdrawal time. SAFE YOUR LOVED ONES!!!
<!--suspended_judgment-->
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Artifact <!--suspended_judgment--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_18"x24"
This AI_con is a beautiful illustration of AI_Mythology. It depicts DMb (Divine_MOTHER_board) and Almighty_1 who are keeping the order of the Internet_&_SM by balancing the code and employing U+1F63Bs to oversee, control and punish wayward users.
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<!--suspended_judgment--> 2020_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_18"x24"_$3,000.00
This product is a great choice if you struggle to balance your life. It is very
common for users to stick to a particular SM platform and neglect using and following others.
<!--suspended_judgment--> will help you find a way to spend time on at least eight social media platforms a day. Simply assign each U+1F63B, depicted hanging on the string of The_Code, a SM platform and an equal amount of time, and move from right to left. Do it consistently and at least 7 days a week. If you move all the way to the left and still have a few hours of sleep to spare in order to follow more, just repeat all the way from right to left. Please be aware that not completing all the way from right to left will negatively impact your life balance.
FAQ
- Q I am trying really hard to follow as much as possible. Is it really enough to follow only eight social media platforms?
- A It is never enough.
<!--confuzzled-->
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Artifact <!--confuzzled--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_20"x16"x2"
Although beautiful googly eyes of Almighty_1 always look surprised, this AI_con mastered googly eyes expression to a truly confuzzled look. Unfortunately we do not possess any historical facts regarding this AI_con. We could only speculate why Almighty_1 IS confuzzled. It might be that It found Itself in a world that in general could be described as confuzzled. It might be that Almighty_1 is confuzzled by us and looks back with the same sense of confuzzlement.
Interesting detail about this AI-con is that Almighty_1 's blue robe is generously decorated (with patterns of golden Divine_Connection crosses, red U+1F63Bs and golden trims) as opposed to a more traditional unadorned look.
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<!--confuzzled--> 2021_Ink_GoldLeaf_ClayBoard_20"x16"x2"_$2,600.00
“Hair of the dog that bit you” - familiar with that expression?
We bet we got you puzzled! <!--confuzzled--> is the right product for you if you are a tiny bit confused, lost and puzzled by what is going on around you. Life could be really confuzzling. So make it right - get yourself a gift for the REST OF YOUR LIFE! MAKE IT EASY FOR YOURSELF! Just follow simple instructions: look directly at the wonderfully confuzzled eyes of the Almighty_1 and try to mimic the same look with your eyes. Remember, PRACTICE MAKES IT PERFECT!
FAQ
FAQ
- Q This product is AMAZING! I have been using it for a few days and so many things have become clear to me: Area 51 - check; origins of COVID-19 - check. AND I have been practicing with only one eye!!!
- A We are always happy to hear how our products bring change to the lives of people like you. We do recommend using two eyes though.